This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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