If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I look better un-naked...
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Randomize
