Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
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