How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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