Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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