Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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