But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Sober January is a disaster.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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