i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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