would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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