But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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