no. you can't hotbox the world.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
well, you know. whores of a feather.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
