normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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