first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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