Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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