OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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