i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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