Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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