so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Success! We fucked roommates!
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
