Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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