I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
You pole danced in your parka.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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