I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
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