It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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