ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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