as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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