I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Randomize
