just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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