Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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