I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Randomize
