I can't watch pbs sober anymore
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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