His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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