Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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