its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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