would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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