who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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