so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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