operation harelip BJ is a go
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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