Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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