belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
where are my eyebrows?
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