Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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