we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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