just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
