We won't sleep together?
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
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