Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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