I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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