North Korea, Best Korea!
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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