She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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