Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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