But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Randomize
