please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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