I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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