Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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