He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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