Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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