Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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