Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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