butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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